Thriftway EP, by Los Huevos

Thriftway EP

by Los Huevos

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1.	The Deli Song 02:18	buy track
2.	Front End My Ass 02:37	buy track
3.	Pro-Douche 03:25	buy track
4.	Frozen Box Cutter 01:26	buy track
5.	Maintain Ants 02:51	buy track

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Written and recorded in two days.

Lyrics:
DELI SONG
Charlene’s a bitch
Fuck your fucking shit
I can’t tie my shoes
Fuck

Shane’s late with the mop again
I have no friends
Stuck here with no fucking friends

My boss is fat x15

Why do I have to wear a hairnet
If I don’t have any hair
Why can’t I wear my hat backwards
No you cant have a sub

My boss is fat x15

FRONT END
I want my break right now not later
That cigarette won’t smoke itself
My legs are tired now from standing still
And this lines got no end in sight

Why do all these customers suck
get off the phone get off the phone
and the worst part of working here
is working here x2

My managers go to the liquor store
while im stuck working here
customers complaining about expired milk
why bother using a coupon to save a dime
hurry up and get out we close at nine

I want my break right now not later
That cigarette won’t smoke itself

PRO DOUCHE
My name isn’t eddie
It never was
I ask you why and you say
just because

It’s not even that I hate you
in fact you’re pretty cool
our conversations are always
pretty orange

You can give me all your rotting vegetables
and your crusty fruit
But you’ll never take away my soul

People say you’re creepy
they just don’t understand
If anybody asks me I say
you’re the man

One time I saw you taking mayo to your car
I sat there and said thats out there pretty far

You can give me all your rotting vegetables
and your crusty fruit
but youll never take away my soul

FROZEN
This sucks x6

Freezing my ass off every thursday x2
If I work one more thursday
there will be no more thursdays
left this month

I’ll store your body
In the deep freeze.

this sucks x6

MAINTAIN ANTS
I just needed a job
and they stuck me with this shift
its 6 oclock and daves hitting up the salad bar again
its happy hour

when the sun goes down the cats come out
and they get liverwurst
oh i hate my job its the worst
when the sun goes down the cats come out
and they get fed first
oh i hate my job its the worst

its 8 o clock and im taking out the trash
and i hope to god it doesnt tear all over my back
its 9 o clock the doors are locked
and all the floors have been mopped
im going home

credits

released October 22, 2012

Nicky Adem - Guitar & Vocals
Mat Delguercio - Bass & Vocals
Jon Lazzati - Drums & Vocals

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